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A woman who was once an elite Irish dancer resists her family's efforts to save her from a life of cocaine and heroin addiction.
A man who uses cocaine and heroin shares a troubling addiction history with his formerly incarcerated father.
Po the panda (Jack Black) works in his family's noodle shop and dreams of becoming a kung-fu master. His dream becomes a reality when, unexpectedly, he must fulfill an ancient prophecy and study the skills with his idols, the Furious Five. Po needs all the wisdom, strength and ability he can muster to protect his people from an evil snow leopard.
The origin of the pandemic that ravaged Europe in the 14th century and the number of lives it claimed remain a mystery to this day.
Legend has it that the Knights Templar discovered a great treasure in Jerusalem and may have brought it back to England.
Wade hunts for the Lau-lau, a creature said to swallow men whole.
Jeremy Wade is lured to the shores of the Mekong River in Cambodia to search for a monstrous fish that has mauled, blinded, killed and most recently sliced clean through a young man's testicle.
Programs allow babies to explore the world around them.
An introduction to words, numbers, music and animals for babies; on-screen cues help parents interact.
Programs about dance, music, movement and arts encourage creative expression.
Based on Homer's "Iliad," this epic portrays the battle between the ancient kingdoms of Troy and Sparta. While visiting Spartan King Menelaus (Brendan Gleeson), Trojan prince Paris (Orlando Bloom) falls for Menelaus' wife, Helen (Diane Kruger), and takes her back to Troy. Menelaus' brother, King Agamemnon (Brian Cox), having already defeated every army in Greece, uses his brother's fury as a pretext to declare war against Troy, the last kingdom preventing his control over the Aegean Sea.
From Camp Nou in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain.
Edición especial que ofrece análisis y los momentos destacados de los partidos de fin de semana.
From the film room, to the practice field to the locker room, go behind the scenes with Penn State and Maryland men's lacrosse the week prior to their April 4th matchup.
A look at market openings in Asia and an analysis of breaking news for the business day ahead.
When Shaggy wins a trip to the Scooby Snack Factory, the gang prepare for a well deserved holiday. Unfortunately, the ghost of a former employee is lurking in the shadows!
Cat Tom and mouse Jerry try to outwit each other.
Kenya shoots her TV pilot, "Life Twirls On;" Cynthia strives to perfect her accent for the role of a Jamaican salon owner; Todd drops a bomb that leaves Kandi torn; NeNe exchanges words with Claudia; Phaedra is inspired to throw a charity event.
Kandi makes an announcement that startles Riley and Mama Joyce; Peter and Cynthia receive a shocking call from Apollo in prison; NeNe rushes through final preparations for her Broadway debut; Kenya screens her TV pilot, "Life Twirls On."
Dr. Sanjay Gupta spends nearly a year traveling the globe to shed light on the marijuana debate.
A look at U.S. federal laws that consider marijuana a drug with no medicinal value and serious scientists who say they're wrong.
Finn and Jake go ninja and sneak into the Ice King's castle.
Ice King gets super jealous when he learns that he was not invited to the Princess Potluck.
Hank falls through the kitchen floor and discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building.
Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a bookstore so she can be part of an exclusive book club.
The 2013 nerve gas attack in Syria and previously unseen footage of the aftermath; TED Talks, a podcast devoted to "ideas worth spreading"; Bob Petrella, who has a highly superior autobiographical memory.
The annual ceremony honoring achievement in country music at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas; Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan host.
Felicia declares war against Derek and has a dilemma with her girl group and controlling mom; Omar battles with April; Terrence goes to extremes.
Melinda finds a mother's lost spirit through electronic-voice phenomenon, then works to reconcile the woman with her teenage son.
Melinda tries to help a friend who is being tormented by the spirit of her fiance's late wife, who died in a car crash on the way to their wedding reception.
When Michael's old acquaintance Larry appears unannounced, it falls to Michael to clean up his mess; Michael's brother Nate shows up with his new wife Ruth.
Sam and Michael investigate a robbery at a chic fashion house; Michael and Fiona gain the trust of a Polish intelligence officer.
A $65 million mansion in Aspen, Colo.; the largest closet in America; Ryan Serhant reveals a $118M listing that will likely need a gut renovation; a million dollar SUV covered in bullet-proof armor.
Kevin Mandia, FireEye; Michael Doughty, John Hancock Insurance; Todd Dagres, Spark Capital; personal finance correspondent Sharon Epperson.
An exclusive tour of a mansion built on spec with a shocking price-tag; A super rich dog living in a fabulous Miami penthouse and not happy about it.
A top-secret look at the largest James Bond car collection in the world; inside a $45 million mystery mansion bursting with secrets; a single piece of jewelry worth $120 million.
Stoner Dale Denton's (Seth Rogen) enjoyment of a rare strain of marijuana may prove fatal when he drops his roach in a panic after witnessing a murder. Upon learning that the fancy weed can be traced back to them, Dale and his dealer (James Franco) go on the lam, with a dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole) and crooked cop (Rosie Perez) hot on their heels.
Pulled Pork Donut in Ohio and Calabash Flounder in North Carolina.
Noah gets lucky in Illinois with the Horseshoe Sandwich, and gets hot for Buffalo Chicken Pizza in New York.
Beef tongue tacos in Portland; donut Sloppy Joe in North Carolina.
Freak show of food; sweet potato pie ice cream.
Bank president Boss Hogg runs into problems from the Dukes when he decides to steal $1,000,000 in old bills set for destruction.
Bo and Luke unwittingly take a job driving a tractor-trailer containing a mobile gambling casino; guest Jo Ann Pflug.
The week's events from Capitol Hill, the White House and around the country.
Jessica Stern, co-author of ISIS: The State of Terror, talks about rise of the terror organization.
New York University's Linda Gordon talks about her biography, Dorothea Lange: A Life Beyond Limits.
The team investigates the abandoned Hayswood Hospital in Maysville, Ky., which once served as a home for shell-shocked veterans.
The Tennessee Wraith Chasers travel to Memphis, Tenn. to investigate the haunted U.S. Marine Hospital.
A fairy tale adventure about a beautiful young woman and her one true love. He must find her after a long separation and save her. They must battle the evils of the mythical kingdom of Florin to be reunited with each other. Based on the William Goldman novel "The Princess Bride" which earned its own loyal audience.
Andie asks Holden to prom before Liv can; Karen arranges for Craig to take Maddie to prom while Diggie's away.
Trish books a famous brother-sister duo to perform with the A&A students; a code inspector threatens to shut the school down.
K.C.'s brother Ernie brings home his new girlfriend, Jolie; K.C. is suspicious and believes Jolie is a spy.
Miles, Loretta and Leo want Captain Phoebe to have the best Captain's Day ever; while on a mission to Antheia, the Callistos discover something even stranger than the plants.
A magical ring is uncovered; a mirror as a gift.
Sir Kirby and the Wicked King get stuck together.
A spare room becomes available in the Buckets household but Kirby and Dawn have different ideas on the best way to use it.
Principal Mitchell makes a deal with Kirby for a portrait of his celebrity cat, Laughy Cat; Dawn gets a card on her locker from a secret admirer.
The Pines family resolves to get back to normal after the Lil' Gideon incident by throwing a party.
Dipper's secret journal pages lead him and the gang to the author's hidden bunker where they find themselves face-to-face with a mysterious figure from Gravity Falls' lore.
Tony Malone's crew gets a visit from a bear; Lee Raymond faces challenges when working with family; the tragic story behind the heli-skiing industry.
Heavy rains shut down the work on Tony's log cabin getaway; a miscalculation at Lee's two story house enrages the crew; Derek rewards his crew with a day of fishing on the Copper River basin.
Rob is in crisis and the family intervenes, but when Rob refuses help, Kris is at the end of her rope; Khloé leads a Dash teambuilding retreat; Kim learns that getting pregnant again might not be in the cards.
Kris brings Kylie on a mother-daughter bonding trip to San Diego; Kim talks at a Silicon Valley tech conference to prove that her entrepreneurial skills extend beyond the world of beauty and fashion.
Host Karl Ravech, along with Aaron Boone and Tim Kurkjian, provide news, analysis and a preview of the upcoming game.
Adam Wainwright is scheduled to take the hill for the Cardinals as they host hot hitting Joey Votto and the Cincinnati Reds. Wainwright enters this game with a 1-1 record and 2.08 ERA.
Bob Woodruff presents five stories of survivors, narrated by celebrity voices of Boston including Ben Affleck and Tom Brady. Also included is a special message from President Barack Obama.
The rise, fall and maturation of former Oklahoma University All-American linebacker Brian Bosworth.
ESPN's flagship program provides sports news, highlights and analysis.
Semifinal, Game 2.
An important person in Pawnee dies while Leslie is on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign; Andy investigates a security threat; Chris finds a cure for his depression.
Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future.
"American Idol" star Clay Aiken runs for a North Carolina congressional seat; Clay's optimism is tested during a tough primary filled with negative campaign ads; a shocking event occurs shortly after election night.
Triple D chefs face a strict weight limit on ingredients; figuring out Guy's favorite dish; making a stuffed entree with ingredients from every aisle.
Chefs have to spell check the ingredients for breakfast; competitors are forced to weigh their steakhouse dinner; two chefs mix luxury ingredients with low-priced fare.
The journalist offers his take on issues and interviews newsmakers.
History of war reporting.
Analysis and interpretation of the day's lead stories.
Accounts from historians and direct descendants paint a portrait of the Old West gunfighter and gambler known as "Wild Bill" Hickok.
From Rio Hondo, Argentina.
The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity.
Born under unusual circumstances, Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt) springs into being as an elderly man in a New Orleans nursing home and ages in reverse. Twelve years after his birth, he meets Daisy, a child who flickers in and out of his life as she grows up to be a dancer (Cate Blanchett). Though he has all sorts of unusual adventures over the course of his life, it is his relationship with Daisy, and the hope that they will come together at the right time, that drives Benjamin forward.
Even though agents J (Will Smith) and K (Tommy Lee Jones) have been protecting the Earth from alien scum for many years, J still does not know much about his gruff partner. However, J soon gets an unexpected chance to find out what makes K tick when an alien criminal called Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) escapes, goes back to 1969, and kills K. With the fate of the planet at stake, J goes back in time and teams up with K's younger self (Josh Brolin) to put things right.
Scott purchases a former underground fight club located beneath a flight path, forcing him to find ways to reduce the noise pollution bombarding the property.
The searing Las Vegas climate adds to Scott's troubles after he buys a fire-damaged home and tries to stay on budget.
Un hombre con suerte gana un automóvil último modelo en una rifa, y su suerte le trae líos amorosos también.
Analysis of soccer news and highlights from Europe.
From Volkswagen Arena in Wolfsburg, Lower Saxony, Germany.
Professor Tudor Parfitt embarks on a harrowing journey of discovery to reveal where the Ark of the Covenant may be found and what it may look like.
To benefit her political agenda, an education consultant (Julia Stiles) tries to transform a beer vendor (David Walton) into a gentleman and a congressional candidate.
The guys gain access to Bill's massive south Florida stockpile; Mike falls for a century-old Royal Pioneer motorbike; the guys assemble a custom chopper in five minutes flat.
Shelby realizes he may be short on wood for his log buyer, so he sends his troops out to hunt for some last minute logs; Zitterkopf and Sons lose their skidder a mechanical breakdown.
An Ohio woman and her two daughters go missing while vacationing in Florida; their corpeses are found floating in Tampa Bay with a hand-written note by one of the victims by. putting it on five billboards to helps them find the killer.
Four young adults are murdered and the crime scene yields little results, until a neighbor reports seeing two people in black the night of the crime.
Police find fragments of deleted computer files leading them to suspect a woman's suicide is really murder.
A suspicious neighbor gives police a break in a cold case.
A frustrating house hunt.
An Indiana couple caravans down to Tennessee to find a private home on the lake.
Tired of having a hard time finding vacation space, a family of seven looks for a place on Moosehead Lake in Maine.
When Stephanie Roller's battered body is found drowned in Colorado's Blue River, detectives will find evidence of domestic abuse while recovering clues from beyond the grave.
Joan Porco recants after indicating that her son, Christopher, is responsible for the savage attack with an ax that claimed her husband's life, and she begs investigators to leave Christopher alone.
Things couldn't be better for Derek Charles (Idris Elba). He's just received a big promotion at work, and has a wonderful marriage with his beautiful wife, Sharon (Beyoncé Knowles). However, into this idyllic world steps Lisa (Ali Larter), a temporary worker at Derek's office. Lisa begins to stalk Derek, jeopardizing all he holds dear.
Daria (Barbie Castro) investigates a series of murders committed by a serial killer until a car accident leaves her with retrograde amnesia. As she recovers, she suspects her husband (Casper Van Dien) may be the killer.
How sports culture has challenged the notions of race and racial difference; with Dave Zirin.
The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as the players realize they've all gone astray, they rally for a shot at the World Series.
Customers caught behaving badly on camera.
Hidden cameras see it all, the eyewitness that never lies.
For one reason or another, friends Dominic (Michael Ealy), Jeremy (Jerry Ferrara), Michael (Terrence J) and Zeke (Romany Malco) just can't seem to seal the deal with the women in their lives. When their lovely ladies buy a book by comic Steve Harvey and start to apply its advice to their relationships, this band of brothers gets all shook up. Learning that they have been betrayed by one of their own, Dominic and his friends conspire to use the book's teachings to turn the tables.
Donnell Rawlings; Lil Duval; "Selling Out"; "Snap Shots"; "What the Gif?"; "Step to This"; "Call You Out."
Jon Gabrus; Jordan Carlos; "Fuzzfeed"; "Snap Shots"; "What the Gif?"; "Game Changers"; "Call You Out."
Gina's moving back in prompts a garage sale.
Martin (Martin Lawrence) befriends his old prom date's son and is led to believe the boy may be his own. With Tisha Campbell and Tichina Arnold.
Keith Morrison investigates a notorious group of jewel thieves known as the Pink Panthers, who have pulled off brazen and disturbing high-profile heists around the globe.
With Jesus' tomb empty, Pilate and Caiaphas believe the disciples are to blame; Jesus gives the disciples their mission.
In week seven, captains must decide to make a long trip to where the fish are biting or take their chances fishing inshore.
The season passes the halfway point and being on the water for the past two months takes its toll on crew members; one mate decides between quitting to spend more time with his wife and kids continuing on.
Alex Galchenyuk scored the game winner in overtime for the Montreal Canadiens, and propelled the Habs to a victory in Game 2. The series now shifts to Ottawa as the Senators look to dig themselves out of a 2-0 hole on their home ice.
Earl Campbell, the Hall of Fame running back, became the living definition of Texas Tough.
Steve Mariucci and Michael Irvin review this year's class of wide receivers: Kevin White, Jamison Crowder, Devon Funchess and Tyler Lockett.
Steve Mariucci is joined by NFL great Willie McGinest to preview this year's class of defensive linemen: Leonard Williams, Danny Shelton, Randy Gregory and Arik Armstead.
Whip around coverage of every NFL game showcasing touchdowns and exciting moments inside the 20-yard line; live look-ins, highlights and updates in real time.
Hazel's attempt to clean up her room with magic before her mom gets home turns into a disaster; the girls accidentally turn Parsley into a baby in hopes of making him younger.
Hazel accidentally breaks her wand while trying to make it super powered; the girls mix up a harmony potion so the pond frogs will quit arguing.
Dora and Kate race against time to save the Littlest Piggy in Puppet Land before the puppet show begins.
Dora and Naiya have to outsmart bandits in order to return lost horses to the city farm.
Harvey is excited to show off his dance moves on all ages night at the club; Harvey has an identity crisis when he becomes convinced that he is a rebel.
The children are trapped on a dumpster surrounded by vicious Chihuahuas; Sanjay, Craig and Megan decide something must be done to stop Hector's close-talking tendencies.
In this update of a 1961 film, twins Annie and Hallie (Lindsay Lohan) are strangers until happenstance unites them. The preteen girls' divorced parents, Nick (Dennis Quaid) and Elizabeth (Natasha Richardson), are living on opposite sides of the Atlantic, each with one child. After meeting at camp, American Hallie and British-raised Annie engineer an identity swap, giving both the chance to spend time with the parent they've missed. If the scheme works, it might just make the family whole again.
Katara disapproves when Toph discovers a quick way to make cash.
The children investigate mysterious disappearances in a spooky town; Katara makes a special connection.
The turtles engage in a difficult battle as they make a desperate assault on TCRI to shut down an alien portal.
Do you have true faith, or are you depending on works for salvation? If you truly want to be saved, you'll realize you have a need only God can fill. If you are saved already, you'll love God so much more for saving you despite your sinful nature.
Pastor G. Allen Jackson shares relevant, transforming biblical truth from World Outreach Church of Murfreesboro, TN.
From the Beulah Baptist Church in Bennett, NC where Dr. Neal Jackson expounds God's Word in a verse-by-verse, chapter-by-chapter format.
When the president of 1-800-Flowers works under cover, he is surprised by customers' perception of the brand; the executive must reveal his identity.
Buffets Inc. CEO Anthony Wedo encounters an employee with a nasty attitude and learns how to work the grill station while he is undercover.
Frank is a retired Lt. Col. in the US army. He's blind and impossible to get along with. Charlie is at school and is looking forward to going to college. To help pay for a trip home for Christmas, he agrees to look after Frank over Thanksgiving. Frank's niece says this will be easy money, but she didn't reckon on Frank spending his Thanksgiving in New York.
Three women, all with one thing in common, are driven to extremes; social media.
A brutal attack with a hammer leads to claims of abuse and reveals a shocking secret life.
Beauty products by a celebrity hairstylist.
George Gobel; Tommy Ambrose.
Now with new information and cutting-edge science, possibilities of another Earth in the universe, with oceans, land, and intelligent life are considered.
NASA attempts to repair and upgrade the space telescope.
Taffer tries to calm the sparks between three loud-mouthed firefighting brothers struggling to keep their Queens bar afloat.
Taffer abandons ship until an outrageous lakeside bar owner can face the reality of managing his bar.
Logan brings Carlos along to the MCAT test as his good luck charm; James becomes obsessed with relationship quizzes.
Executives pitch a children's cartoon show to the band; the boys decide to make a video game.
When Carly gets a B on a history paper, Sam changes Carly's grade to an A. Carly and Freddie hatch a plan to break back into the computer system and restore their real grades.
The gang's excitement about being on television subsides after the network makes major changes to the show.
From Monte-Carlo, Monaco.
A mountain man and a homeschooling mother must survive the thorny landscape and high temperatures of Namibia.
An herbalist and wilderness instructor are dropped into the sand dunes of Brazil; a firefighter and a single mother struggle in Malaysia.
From Hilton Head, S.C.
Bedridden Marla is so heavy she cannot stand up; she must face the hard truth about her condition and understand the toll it takes on her supportive family if she is to save her health.
Theresa returns to the facility she visited last year to do a reading for a group of female inmates, only this time she is reading a group of male inmates.
Theresa and Larry have never been roller skating together; connecting a devastated woman with her husband; surprising a woman in Long Island with a reading.
Hunting hogs and whitetail bucks.
Hunting big bucks in Alabama.
Pigman bowhunts from the Comre Safari Lodge.
Chuck and Jon continue their Oklahoma hunt.
Cheesy bacon lasagna in Idaho; a five pound bacon bomb in Chicago; bodacious bacon brownies in New York.
A few weeks before the March earthquake and tsunami devastates Japan, Anthony explores the northern territory, Hokkaido.
Bible reading for positive living and prophecy.
Joe, Sal, Q and Murr freeze out ice skaters at Wollman Rink's rental counter in Central Park; the guys ask strangers to mind their manners; the loser must wear a diaper for a sumo-sized punishment.
The guys put their sword wielding skills to the test; one joker is forced to face a world class athlete.
Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now; tonight's loser must put his face through the ultimate test during a food presentation.
The guys spread the love in a bridal dress shop; then attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink; the big loser wonders if he's too old to get a visit from the tooth fairy.
An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.
Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.
Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.
Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance.
Jessica Drummond (Barbara Stanwyck) is grieving after her husband's death and attempting to raise two sons alone. While on a ski holiday, she meets and falls for Maj. Scott Landis (George Brent). Their relationship is short-lived, and Jessica returns home and starts dating a new man, Frank Everett (Warner Anderson). But, when Scott moves into town, romantic confusion sets in. At the same time, community gossip about the recently widowed woman's love life threatens to tear her family apart.
LaMarcus Aldridge has played with a torn ligament in his thumb most of the year, his Portland Trail Blazers take on the Memphis Grizzlies and Marc Gasol in Game 1. Portland wants an up-tempo game while Memphis prefers a grind-it-out type of game.
Quarter horse racing, interviews, analysis and special contests; from Los Alamitos Race Track.
Phoebe reunites with her former singing partner (E.G. Daily); Chandler dates a woman (Sherilyn Fenn) who has a prosthetic limb.
Interviews with USSA executives and athletes.
Investigaciones periodísticas de temas de actualidad y entrevistas a personajes famosos.
Myrka Dellanos conduce un homenaje a la cantante Selena en el décimo aniversario de su muerte.
This charming account of a period in the life of author J.M. Barrie (Johnny Depp) reveals the real relationships and events that served as the basis for the author's most iconic work, "Peter Pan." After Barrie develops a platonic relationship with the widowed Sylvia (Kate Winslet) and her four sons, he is inspired to write a play about a group of children who don't want to grow up. The work proves a hit and winds up bringing Barrie and the children together in a way he had never expected.
The team turns to Holly Snow for help when a Navy officer's death is connected to a prostitute.
An investigation begins after a contract assassin targets a Navy lieutenant commander; information about Abby's family emerges after tests for a kidney donation.
Jhonni and Diamond continue to have drama; Peter remains in the middle of a love triangle; Yandy handles Remy; Erica reflects on her time on the show.
Stevie and Joseline celebrate the next step; Kirk and Rasheeda have relationship issues; Momma Dee strikes out at Scrappy's new love interest; Waka Flocka promises faithfulness.
Kirk Hammett (Metallica); Michael Schenker; guest musician Damon Johnson.
Filmmaker and music journalist Cameron Crowe pays tribute to the Seattle-based band's 20th anniversary with interviews and rare concert footage.
In a Mexico City wracked by a recent wave of kidnappings, ex-CIA operative John Creasy (Denzel Washington) reluctantly accepts a job as a bodyguard for 9-year-old Lupita (Dakota Fanning), the daughter of wealthy businessman Samuel Ramos (Marc Anthony). Just as Creasy begins to develop a fondness for the young girl, a bloodthirsty gunman (Jesús Ochoa) kidnaps her. Now, Creasy must pick off a succession of corrupt cops and criminals to reach his ultimate object of vengeance.
When Homer wins the competition to become the new Duffman after the old one retires, the sober nature of the job forces him to realize beer isn't as important as he thought.
When Bob gets a job cooking at a frat house, he and the brothers find themselves in the middle of a prank war; the kids hatch a plan to invade the frat house.
Marge follows Bart around in an effort to get him to confess to being involved in a bulldozer crash; Homer ignores Santa's Little Helper when Flanders brings a new dog home.
Jake ruins a detectives-only getaway to Charles' beach house by inviting Holt; Charles helps Rosa be romantic with her new boyfriend; Gina tries to get Amy drunk.
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